Uwe Boll…he has quite the reputation among gamers for directing such awful adaptations of games. A few of his were BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark. Boll is also in the works of ruining FarCry (one of my favorite games). The crazy man has hosted a boxing challenge against 5 gamer magazine writers to “protect” his “honor” or something like that. He slaughtered them because he’s a big guy and critics are little 180lbs. or less white guys, not some massive ex. German boxer.
Today’s trailer: Postal
By the way this one is NSFW (everything’s censored though)
Postal wasn’t a great game either, but I assume it’s better than this movie will be. Hrmm…where to start with this one…well first off Uwe Boll is an idiot. Really though, I don’t know what to say about it, I’m speechless. Uwe must have been dwelling in a small room full of all the articles that bash his directing abilities and in an attempt to prove them wrong he created Postal. He kinda missed the spot and created a movie so crappy it only reinforces everyone’s opinion (that he sucks). By going after a topic such as al qaeda and the war on terror and doing it in a manner meant to offend I suppose he thought it might drive sales. WRONG! I bet the movie will be worse than Dragon Wars even and I’ve never seen Dragon Wars. It looks low budget, has poor acting, content that only a stoned 13 year-old male would like and no plot (appeals to high school and below), not to mention less than funny lines. I think the trailer itself does a better job showing how crappy it will be than my writing could ever. I don’t think I can even predict the plot of Postal except for Al Qaeda coming to the U.S. shooting people, red head guy fights back, sex, red head meets people with lots of monkeys, sex, Bin Laden becomes buddies with Bush, sex and finally everyone is blown up by nukes.
0/5 (Not a single thing looks appealing)
Comedy
Rating: R
In Theatres: February 1st, 2008
Uwe Boll (dir.)
Zack Ward
Dave Foley
Chris Coppola
Jackie Tohn
Verne Troyer
1 Comment
January 16, 2008 at 12:19 am
I think the suicide bomber says “Allah” not “Hola”…..
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